Teacher(to Peter) : If there are three birds sitting on a branch and you shoot one how many do you have left?
Peter: You will have none, because when you fire, one dies and the others fly off.
Teacher: The answer is two, but i like the way you think!
Peter(to the teacher): Answer me this. There are three women eating ice cream. One is licking it, one is sucking it and the other is biting it. Which one of the three is married?
Teacher(thinks about it and after a bit answers): Ummm, i think the answer is the woman who is sucking it.
Peter: Actually, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!:
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
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