That Son of A Bitch!

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child ?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch ?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this ?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this ?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this ?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."
Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER !!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS !"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"