Bend Over

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she was involved with someone else.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you £1000 if you will have sex with me", but the girl said "NO".

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said "Ask him for £2000. Pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agreed and accepted the proposal.

Half an hour went by and the boyfriend waited and waited for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend called and asked what happened.

She said "The bastard used coins!"