What Brand Of Condoms Do You Use?

A man is out shopping and discovers a New Brand of Olympic Condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

She asks: "Olympic condoms? What makes them so special?"

"There are three colours" he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze".

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?" she asks.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really? Why dont you wear silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"