A farmer and his wife

A farmer and his wife went to a fair.
The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes
and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said,
"I'll make you a deal.
If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes
without uttering a sound,
the ride will be free.
But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went
for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer,
"I want to congratulate you
for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya,
I almost screamed when my wife fell out.