A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu

A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu
were talking about their State's patriotic history
during the freedom struggle.

The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that
their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.

They finally agreed on a method to find
which of the states had more freedom fighters.

Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter
from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head.

Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat Singh" said the Sardar
and pulled one hair from the Bengali.

"Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same.
They continued like this for some time,
but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters.

The Bengali, however, was very clever.
He used Sardar's ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names.

The Punjabi was stuck.

He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name.

He thought deeply for a moment,
jumped on the Bengali's head
and pulled all his hair out shouting -





"JallianWala Bagh".